badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)


trajans:

disloyalorderofpandabears:

heyitzmina:

I watched a girl delete her bible app to make room to take more videos of Panic! At the Disco at the concert last night.

this is gospel

i can’t believe this is still getting notes jesus fucking christ you guys

(Source: odetohobrien)


goodnight, guys


florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

 

 


sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”


sorryidontswim:

I wonder what my friends say about me when i’m not around because i’m sure it’s not nice things


(Source: howull)


(Source: fauxhawks)


orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird




haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME


sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever


dewound:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

how do you get in there


Hey, can someone help me get some followers? I’m 2 away from 450.